![]() 08/10/2019 at 14:18 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Lemme check... nope, I’m still a dude.
(My dermatologist prescribed fluconazole to me for a minor s kin problem. On my foo t.)
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Try it, for science
![]() 08/10/2019 at 14:30 |
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Sounds like you should be more careful where you are putting your feet?
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According to that pill, you are not
![]() 08/10/2019 at 14:40 |
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Maybe the doc thought you were, um, pussyfooting around.
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What’s a flu calzone?
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I hear this will take the rust off of any Volkswagen Auto Group car.
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No drinking
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do not google image search “vaginal yeast infection”
ever. trust me
![]() 08/10/2019 at 15:03 |
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You have a vagina on your foot? That’s weird.
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To be fair, some folks are into that.
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That’s funny. It also reminds me that we really are still in the dark ages when it comes to pharmaceuticals .
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If you mean don’t put them in the hot tub at the gym anymore, I’m on board.
Because not only did this fungal infection happen, I also had a minor staph infection . When they told me I tested positive for staph I had a code brown moment; MRSA is nothing to mess with. Fortunately it was not MRSA because the Keflex knocked it out almost immediately.
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I think you just snatched a star from me.
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I will have no problem avoiding that.
![]() 08/10/2019 at 15:16 |
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I even checked behind my balls. I don’t know where else it’d be hiding
![]() 08/10/2019 at 15:18 |
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The packaging just makes me roll my eyes. I can understand that that’s probably the main thing it’s prescribed for, but really? No one else ever takes it for any other reason?
![]() 08/10/2019 at 15:41 |
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Well, what happens is that the drug is developed for 1 condition. Then in the process of clinical trials (for FDA approval), people with athlete’s foot (or whatever you have) discover that it helps with that too. So once the firts wave of marketing is done (for the original condition) is done, the marketing people go out and essentially upsell doctors on pushing it for different conditions that it was discovered to help with during or after initial approval .
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Probably gross
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Who doesn’t?
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I know. It sucks. I’m craving a beer so bad.
![]() 08/10/2019 at 18:25 |
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That reminds me of a joke.
One morning, a man got out of bed and looked in the mirror. He saw a spot on his forehead, just above his nose. After a couple of days, when the spot didn’t go away and was actually getting bigger, he went to see the doctor.
The doctor looked at it and said, “Well, this is sort of awkward, but you have a penis growing out of your forehead.”
“What?! A penis? How is this possible?”
“Well,” the doctor said, “it’s a pretty rare condition, and I’m afraid that there’s nothing we can do.”
“Nothing?!” the man said. “You can’t operate and cut it off?”
The doctor replied, “No, we can’t. As you know, a man’s penis is wired directly to his brain. If we cut it off, it will cause irreparable brain damage.”
The man hung his head in resignation, and said, “Do you mean, that every day, for the rest of my life, I’m going to look in the mirror and see a penis on my forehead?”
“Oh, no,” the doctor replied, “You won’t be able to see it. The balls will be in your eyes.”
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Isn’t that a song? “The Balls Get In Your Eyes”?